Elevated cryptid couture. This isn't screen printed - it's EMBROIDERED, because your conspiracy theories deserve texture. Premium stitching ensures Bigfoot's face will outlast your faith in humanity.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
Crewnecks run small. Don't say we didn't warn you when you're walking around looking like a compressed JPEG. Trust us on this one - it's the only time we'll give you good advice.
